we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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