i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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