No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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