On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
bring money and cleavage
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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