she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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