I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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