hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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