if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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