this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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