Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
