it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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