Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
