He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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