My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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