I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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