Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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