Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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