yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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