I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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