Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
