in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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