You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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