I just saw a hot homeless man
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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