do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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