do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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