So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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