So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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