guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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