I'm eating all of the evidence.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
