Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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