I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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