I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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