I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
