Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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