she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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