Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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