Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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