belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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