Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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