I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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