Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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