thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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