The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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