Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Randomize
