She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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