____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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