I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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