I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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