My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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