I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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