Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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